☕️ “Don’t Speak Before Caffeine” Coffee Mug

Bold. Blunt. Caffeinated.

Start your mornings with a whole lotta sass and just the right amount of “Don’t try me.” This hilarious mug features a fierce granny who clearly isn’t here for your early morning energy—and neither are you until that first glorious sip.

🗯️ “Who said good morning before I finished my coffee??”
Yeah… she said what we’re all thinking.

Perfect for the office, your kitchen counter, or as a gift for the person who turns into a grizzly before caffeine hits. Whether you’re sipping tea, coffee, or serving pure attitude—this mug is your new go-to.

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☕️ Features:
• 15oz ceramic mug options
• High-quality, full-wrap vibrant print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Guaranteed to make coworkers keep their distance before 10AM

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Warning: May cause sudden honesty and side-eye while drinking.
Gift it. Sip it. Live it.
💥 Because some mornings deserve a little mug-nasty.